Baubles

I'm really sorry this took so long. I wasn't writing things down as they happened so much classic material was lost...

Jenny: "I'm going to work on the roof."
Millie: "What?!"
Jenny: "I'm going to work on the roof..."
Millie: "Oooh! You mean your model..."

Jenny: "Now I know why Olympic Swimmers don't wear bikinis!"
Emily: "Why?"
Jenny: "...see if you can guess."

A dictionary option appears on the computer screen:
Sophie: "OH COOL!!"
Jenny: "Only Sophie would say that about seeing a dictionary..."

Mrs Scollay found Jo in the closet.
"I TOLD you someone was in there!! Stupid child..."

"Jenny, leave Flick's hair to jingle alone." - Amanda.

Jenny: "I would NEVER abandon my child. *Pause* I'd just kill it."
Flick: "What?!?! You horrible horrible person!!"
*Jenny still finds this really rather funny... hahaha...hahahahahaha...maternal instincts...hahaha*

Dean: "I will pay you money to kiss Dwyer and let me see his reaction."
Trent: "No."
Dean: "You're gay."
Trent: "For NOT kissing a man?"

Jenny: "I don't like bikinis."
Emily: "Yeah, they always fall off."
Jenny: "I'm more worried about things falling out..."

*Arguing about the colour of Mr Brady's eyes.*
Dad: "With that colour hair his eyes can't be that bright a blue."
Jenny: "They're as blue as yours!"
Dad: "...my eyes are brown."
Jenny: "...shhhhhhh."

Trent: "I'm going to make the best pun ever. Bell *points to Flick's hair tie with the bells* and Bell. *Points to Jenny.*"

I had a dream last night where my cat had wings and was flying. When I told her to come down in the name of St. Adelaide she saluted me and then dropped to the ground and ran into the garage to sleep.

When I told Mum about this, her way of interpreting the dream was that:
"You want to control a cat? Gah... you want world domination."

"Reading Jenny's blog makes me laugh." - Sophie's Nessquote.