I would like to make it clear that the name of this post refers to the sound I made when I saw Abel's haircut, it has nothing to do with the contents in this post, although it may be fairly awesome depending on how easy you are to make laugh. Thank you for reading this paragraph up to this point. You can stop reading now. I said, you can stop reading now!! STOP READING!! GO ON WITH THE REST OF THE POST ALREADY YOU ODDBALL YOU! Gosh, some people...you tell them to stop reading and they just keep on reading. Hmph.
Chris: "Next time someone asks me something, I'm going to respond 'Egg and chips' not matter what the question is."
Jenny: "What turns you on?"
Chris: "...I knew you'd do something like"
*Talking about a story we had to write in English based on things we like doing*
Jenny: "I like doing many things, caucasians, asians..."
Flick *interrupting*: WINDOWS!!!
After being told off by Flick and I for not showing his love for people more openly, Chris finally breaks under the pressure: "I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE YOU! I LOVE EVERYONE! I'M A LOVE FAIRY! SHOWING MY LOVE FOR EVERYONE!"
Needless to say, we found it immensely amusing.
"PUSSIES use razor blades. Real men use machetes" - Trent on Emos.
Chris: "Are you suggesting I would engage in sexual activity with Trent Neilson for your enjoyment?"
Jenny: "Yeah! Why else?"
Chris: "...for his entertainment?"
"Excuse me, but HER BUM IS BIG!" - Mrs. Raby.
I spoke to Sophie today. She reads these things every now and then. She's groovy.
"Woah, one-third of everyone here is male..." - Onlooker, making a profound observation.
*Jenny kicks 'Mark'*
Mr Mac: "Jenny!"
Jenny: "I didn't hurt him..."
Mr Mac: "Doesn't matter, there are other ways to communicate to boys!"
Jenny: "NOT THAT ONE!"
Chris: "I don't think often."
Jenny: "Of course not, you're a man...boy...MAN-LY boy."
Chris: "AM NOT!! I'M A KNIGHT'S BOY!!"
(*shakes head sadly*)
Jenny: "Hey look! It's Mr Farquison."
Mooy: "Did you just say 'fuck my son'?
Jenny: "He's your son too!!"
Mooy: "YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THERE WAS A BOY!"
Jenny: "There are three of them! I'm sure one of them would be."
Mooy and Dwyer in unison: "Not necessarily."
(There Chris. I did the full-length version. Happy? HAPPY?!)
"Your hair smells like warm." - Onlooker, showing off his awesome-mad English-speaking skills.
NESS QUOTES!!
"My Dad's going blind...it's hilarious."
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6 comments:
MOOY!
Why is Chris so great?
yay! i'm mentioned again!
and i'm commenting, as demanded by jenny...
one question... who is onlooker?
xox sophie
ITS NIELSEN!!@!``1!
Very funny, thanksyou like usual.
Haha, had to get Sophie in there somewhere huh?
Chris and Mooy are hilarious! Be sad when he leaves.
Hehe u are sooo cruel jenny
oh... and you do windows? thats news to me!
wow, dontya just luv ness? she says the most random stuff... oh, and in reference to what you said in an earlier blog, she isnt the only one who nodds on the phone :)
Argh Mooy leaving. It is a testament to the boy that I would never have seen him again anyway and yet still feel so amazingly saddened by that.
This post is even more epic than the last one. Its great, you're on a good run.
I'd really like to know who the other 2 people were at that moment of profound observation. It brings up questions.
Great awesome post. Make the next one...MORE EPIC!
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