Man Elephant

"Dugongs are the koalas of the sea. They swim around eating sea grass and get hit by boats." - Mr Priestley.

I went to a party last night, THEY HAD A CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN!!!!!!! I DIDN'T THINK THEY EXISTED, I DIDN'T KNOW AUSTRALIANS COULD GET THOSE! I THOUGHT ONLY RICH AMERICANS COULD!

Mrs Raby: "Star Wars is a fantasy. Not really into it."
Chris: "It's a Sci Fi!"
Mrs Raby: "It's a fantasy with another name."
Jenny: "No, it's a true story. It happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away."

"What day is it next week?" - Jenny

*Watching Millie looking through a window in a darkened room*
Jenny: "Woah, that's spooky."
Emily: "Yeah."
Jenny: "She'd make a good skeleton. Do you want to cut her flesh off?"

Synchronised "Aaaaaawwwwwwws"!

MIKEY!!: "Look! It's a horsey!"
Emily: "Oh, yeah... you don't expect to see a horse on a racing track."
Chris: "What if it's a car track?"
Jenny: "Idiot! Haven't you ever heard of horse power?"

"I used to say to my son, Eminem thought he was a smartie, but he's just an M&M." - Mrs Raby

Jenny: "I made up this synchronised swimming routine when I was little. Only... it was just me doing it. So, it wasn't synchronised swimming..."
Emily: "It was just swimming?"

Chris is just as good if not better than a brick wall at being a brick wall.

McGooseberry

THE PENCIL CASE UTILISERS! (Note, Millie. I haven't forgotten about the performance thingy. We're still doing it!)

"My toothpaste is normal flavoured." - Caity


Jenny: "Don't you have an early morning period?"
Chris: "No, that was last year for IPT."
Jenny: "You still do IPT... You're sposed to be there now."
Chris: "...Oh."

Jenny: "When you make that face you remind me of..."
Caity: "A GOLDFISH!"

"It'd be embarrassing at the hospital... "I had an accident with my wheely-bin!" It'd be hard to explain." - Mrs Morrison teaching us about Physical Health.

"Music brought to you by the 1960's." - Mrs Golder's about the music that was playing freakily in her room that she'd put on.

Jenny: "Hitler and my grandfather have the same birthday."
Rhiannon: "You hit on your grandfather?!"
Everyone involved in conversation shouts in unison: "HITLER!"

*Rhiannon and Jenny fighting their way through a group of sevys to get to Roll Call, Mr B comes to their rescue!*
Mr B: "Year Seven! Which side do you line up on? There are seniors coming through!"
Jenny: "Yeaaaah!"

*In German, out the front of the class reading a thingy we'd written in German."
Dean: "Nein, das ist...auf?"
Jenny: "Out, as in Raus. Only with a T."
Dean: "That's not German!"

*Completing a table to figure out how many hours spent physically activiting*
Jenny: "Damn! Now Will and I have broken up I miss out on at least 2 hours of physical activity each weekend..."
Caity: "What? What have you and your boyfriend and physical...OOOOOOH!"

*Talking to Dougy on the phone at 8.30pm on a Friday*
Dougy: "Is Jennifer still at school?"
Mum: "...No dear. She gets out early on a Friday."

Jenny: "I'm just going to stay up to see the dead people tributes on the Oscars."
Mum: "I can't understand why you're not a goth. You'd be really good at it!"

Best Gift Ever = Stick with Feathers stuck on it.

*To the tune of the "Emily Apology Song"*

Emily Emily Emily
It is your B'Day
You better appreciate this sooooooong
Or I will cut your fay! ...ce.

*ahem*
Seriously though, HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMILY!

Reasons we love Emily: She laughs at EVERYTHING I do. Whether it be...tripping over, being overdramatic, running around the school with a butterknife or speaking in various accents, or indeed BEING an accent.

And also, she comments on every single Mou post and badmouths all those who don't. That is loyalty people. That is loyalty. If you wanna get back at her for badmouthing you, please, feel free to use the comment button...FEEL. Free.

"I don't like our science teacher. Wouldn't it be nice if she had a heart attack?" - Rhiannon's secret bloodthirst.

Jenny: *To Trent* "That's Sophie."
Trent: "I know."
Jenny: *To Sophie* "That's Trent."
Sophie: "Thanks. We've been at the same school in the same year for almost 4 years now! Of course I know who he is."
Jake: "...I couldn't actually remember Sophie's name. Thanks Jenny."
Sophie: "WE WERE IN THE SAME CLASS LAST YEAR!"

"The Jews think Jesus may have existed, but he wasn't the god of son." - Jenny on religion.

*Jenny on a kidnapping mission*
"Oooh! Look! PDM Rooms! I wonder what we can do in here *slams door shut and locks it*... Ooooh! Look! Colourful chalk! A chalk stealers dream!!"
Emily: "Aww... no orange."
Jenny: "Oh well... Let's write "I stole COLOURFUL chalk on the board numerous times!! *Picks up piece of chalk to do so* Wait... it's a pastel."
*Emily...laughs...lots...And I mean lots...*

NESSQUOTE!

*Repeatedly whacks ruler on desk, looks up to see Ness staring at her.*
Jenny: "What? It's wonky."
Ness: "I'd hate to see what you do to gay people!"

I'm a fish.

Sam: "We had to go into the sauna naked in Germany."
Mrs Raby: "Do you have any photos of that?"

Mrs Greenland: "Anyone who looks like they're not paying attention will read out loud."
Jenny: *In an undertone* "I like reading! I wonder if that wo..."
Mrs Greenland: "Jenny! You start."

"Global warming! That means your money's going to be useless. Spend it now! On a German Trip!!" - Mrs Raby, why is she wasting her time teaching? She should go into sales!

Millie: "For Emily's party... can we bring a friend?"
Jenny: "Who would YOU bring? No! I didn't mean that!"

"Complete and unabridged... but the castle on the front doesn't have a bridge! How can it be complete without a bridge?!" - Reason #24 why Trent should be murdered in his sleep. (Even though it's hilarious in a Duck to a Duck kind of way)

*Points to a picture of Freddie on my folder*
"Is that Paul McCartney?" - Reason #112, 000, 000 why Ashley should be murdered whilst awake. (In a very very very painful way.)

"I don't get it... is this fiction?" - Rhianna on Dracula.

Jenny: "He's so unfriendly, but he's still awesome."
Amy: "He's unfriendly in a nice kind of way."
Jenny: "..."

BAARTZ WON! WOOOOT! I saw it all from the Norris stands, whilst making a socialogical study of the diffusion of responsibility. I had fun at the Swimming Carnival.

Mr Priestley: "I'm trying to give you pizza to motivate you."
Jenny: "Does that motivate YOU, Caity?"
Caity: "No...maybe it motivates Fatties?"