Easy Motto

I can make people want to kill me then themselves. Wanna see how?
What do you call a really sweet person from Cuba?
A SUGAR-CUBAN!!

*Throwing insults at one another*
Cole: "Boobs" *points*
Jenn: "Penis"
Cole: "Nah-ah."

Trent: "What are you looking for, Chris?"
Jenny: "His virginity."

Jenny: "You're so gay!! I LOVE YOU!!"
Chris: "...That's a sentence you don't hear everyday."
Jenny: "Really? I seem to say it a lot..."

"Are you circumsized?"
Tory: "Yeah, it's all natural."

An example of Mrs. Bro's German Speaking Skills:
Studenten ein neuf, neufty-neuf.
Starten anywheren
but at enden
Given me answeren.
Worken Togetheren!!

MIKEY!!: "We were watching you in Physics...you were hugging trees."
Jenny: "...No we weren't."
MIKEY!!: "You mean, there were no trees involved?"
Jenny: "No..."
MIKEY!!: "THERE WERE NO TREES INVOLVED?!?!?!"
Jenny: "No..."
MIKEY!!: "Oh, ok."

Jenny: "Mr Grogan!! What are you wearing?!"
Mr Grogan: "A jacket."
Jenny: "But...but...you look presentable. You can't change your usual attire without giving us some sort of warning!!

Give Me Freddie's Body

Jenny: "It's Cole!!" *Waves to him*
Mrs Raby: "Well put a jumper on then."

I have an abusive boyfriend. Well, I don't. It's just less embarrassing than what really happened... I walked into a door.

Mikey: "Please laugh more."

Nat: "Hahahaha Mr B's a goat. Baaaa"

"Don't stand on my cup." - Ms. Hingston.

"I can see up his nose!!"

Jenny: "I want a ride in MIKEY!!'s boat."
Nina: "I want to smell MIKEY!!'s boat."

Cole turned Asian (Japanese).

*Jenny and Nina talking about bumsex*
MIKEY!!: "What? I only heard the front of that."

Spot. The Tiger.

Jenny: "Stop looking at me!!"
Mrs Raby: "I'm not!"
Jenny: "YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW!!!"

*Playing Charades, Amy's thingy was 'In The Navy'*
Jenny: "Don't use my brother as an example."
Emily: "Gay?"

Jenny: "My parents have been married 23 years this year. They're so old. Sorry [Millie's Mum]!"
Emily: "Why'd you say sorry?"
Jenny: "Because she is old."

Pringles is a funny word.

We've got the biggest...BALLS OF THEM ALL!!!

"Trans-gender operation...we all want one." - Mr Grogan

Is there anything more awesome than a MIKIE!! Jenny and Toyboy sandwich? (Yes I know there is. A Jenny, Jenny and Jenny sandwich would indeed be more awesome)

"A strawberry lamington is like red licquorice. It's just not licquorice!" - Hugh

Amy: "You've got to TAKE IT BY THE BALLS" *Makes hand gesture of grabbing -something-*
Jenny: "The chance or him?"
Amy: "BOTH!!!"

Jenny: "So where is everyone?"
Mum: "Your Father's upstairs and Jennifer's in bed...I don't know why I said that. Douglas is at work."

Jenny: "It's not fair. Everyone wants to rape Chris. No one wants to rape me..."
MIKEY!!: "That's just because he has a face that's just screaming 'Please rape me'"

Good news everyone! HE DOESN'T SOUND LIKE A GOAT AFTER ALL!! Yay.

"I've done more thrusting today than I usually do in a month." - Jenny, whilst at Amy's house. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN.

Please, give generously to those who drink Macdonald's Sprite and then go insane and start waltzing and can-can-ing to ACDC.

WOOT FREE HANDOUTS!!

Ich habe sieben Schtalkees. (I have seven stalkees.)

Tom Tom the piper's son, stole a pig and away he ran. The pig was eat and Tom was beat and he ran crying down the street.


"Turning singles into Queens!"


Never, ever try a Piggy-front. It looks far too suss... Yes, I speak from experience.

Also, never bite anyone's ankle (or jackets). They tend to think it's weird...


"Hehe, Chris...it's looking at you." - Jenny, whilst waving a sheep (or horses) eyeball in his face.


BANANA BIRD KID'S NAME IS PETER!!

Now to figure out the name of The Guy Who Never Smiles Except The One Time He Laughed And When He Smiles. Then I'll know all the names of my Stalkees.


Jenny: "Penguin. Come with me."
Random Year 8: "Haha, it's ok Matt. Just pretend it's Jenny."
Jenny: "...How did you know my name?" (Second time I've said that in two days... I'm quite well-known)
Random Year 8: "That IS Jenny? Hahahahaha..."


Max: "Come here everyone! Jenny's talking dirty."
Jenny: "Dirty? I'll talk dirty alright. Mud, dirt...baaaaaad thiiiiings."

BACK-FAT BUDDIES!!

"Making someone waddle like a penguin is like having sex with them." - Max

"I heard that Montgomery the Lamington Judge is having an affair with a lady who likes JENNY ...jenly...JELLY LAMINGTONS!!" - Rumaden the Strong (as an ant) Man.

NESSQUOTE

"I can't spell even in my dreams. I was spelling the country Baha, B-A-K-A."

Three Lightbulbs and a Goldfish.

"DON'T JUST SIT THERE LIKE A BUNCH OF MUSHROOMS!! I've seen sparkier people in Night of the Living Dead" - Mr Farqharson, the only man to own an entire class.

Chris stole all my own personal quotes, so be sure to check his bloggy thingy outty, www.pmgtehsledgehammer.blogspot.com (Then you'll see how lucky you are to read THE MOU!! WOOT JENNY'S BLOGGY THINGY!!!)

I killed Death Metal.

Bianca: "Have you had bumsex?"
Jenny: "...Not that I'm aware of."

Bianca: "Are you sure?"

Jenny: "I would hope so. What do you know that I don't?"

Bianca: "Nothing. I was just asking."

There was a bird in my house this afternoon, only Mum, the cat and I were home. Guess who is the only one who's not afraid of birds? If you said the cat...you were wrong. (It was me).

Mr Perkins: "Osama Bin Ladin was the democratic candidate..."

Student: "...Don't you mean Barack Obama?"

Mr Perkins: "Oooooh! *Turns red and buries himself in his knees.* Slip of the tongue!!"

NESS QUOTE ... WITH A TWIST!!

Emily: "Big bird. Half Emu, half Canary and one Duck."

Ness: "...That makes 1 and a half."

Train stations don't have doors.

DUCKS DO HAVE SEX!! THE QUESTION HAS BEEN ANSWERED!! I EVEN KNOW WHERE THE DUCKS PENIS IS KEPT!!

Why didn't I ask a Science teacher earlier?

Laura: "I'm OCD. I'm having hallucinations about my obsessions."
Jenny: "That just means you're obsessed...wait, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder...riiiight."

"I broke my glasses after walking into a No Stopping sign." - Elyse.

Jenny: "I thought Helen was nice!"
Nina: "She is nice. Just in a very violent way."

"I'd hug your legs but they're hairy." - Amy, on hugging Chris' legs.

Jenny: "Dwyer! You're a prick."
Mr Farqharson: "We don't use words like that in Science!"
Jenny: "Alright. You're a penis then!"
Mr Farqharson: "That's fine."

"I really need to stop hanging out with you people. I end up getting ridden and fagging people!" - Toyboy.

Mrs Raby: "To get cheap travel insurance you could go somewhere..."
Some kid: "Fiji!!"

Jenny: "No more graphs on the white board or feel Mrs Raby's WRATH!"
Sam (Duncan, not Chris): "Did you say rack?"

Jenny: "You rang my Mother up while she was teaching a class."
Mrs Raby: "She shouldn't have had her phone on. If you turn it on, it's going to ring."
Jenny: "Not for my Mum."

"Do you want to make a baby without making a baby?" - Trent, with the best pick up line ever.

Mr Farqharson: "Chris isn't as innocent as you may think. He DOES sit next to Jenny all the time."
Jenny: "I resent that!!"
Mr Farqharson: "Did you say you resemble that?"

"I don't want a baby coming out of my fucking vaginas!" - Dean, refusing to be pregnant for our history thing.

NESSQUOTE


"Not kidding. When I was younger I had a dream that my Dad was having surgery to take a plank of wood out of his stomach. It turns out it was just a real life Vasectomy."

"Who keeps diamonds inside goats?"

Hug-Rapist.

"I was just shitting in the pub when the tsunami hit." - Chris, performing in Drama.

"I'm just giving you all advice. If you want to say you have a hallway in your bedroom then fine. You do that." - Mrs Raby.

Jenny: "Saying actress, as opposed to actor, is politically incorrect."
Britney: "Not sexually."
Jenny: "...what?"

"Elyse, if your semen is blue you should really see a doctor...for more than one thing."

Hey look! It's an Emily and Flick mention!! Just for Emily. Feel special...feel special.

"If you forget your lines then you really shouldn't say 'Shit' or 'Fuck'." - Mr Grogan.

Toilet Guy is the new Other Guy!

Jenny: "Jacqui will be a great father one day."
Brittni: "She doen't have a penis."
Jenny: "...are you sure?"

"So it's like a shitting orgy." - Nina

Jenny: "So...I got your pen out of your pocket."
Toyboy: "That's not my pen."
Jenny: "...*blink blink*"

NESSQUOTE

"Did you know cocoa-cola is made from cola nuts?"